Rush Limbaugh: Asshat
If you've missed it, there's an ad, or series of ads, that Michael J. Fox has taped for Democratic candidates.
In case you've missed it, Michael J. Fox suffers from Parkinson's disease.
And in case you've been in a cave for almost twenty years, Rush Limbaugh is a major fucking asshat. His response to these heartbreaking appeals by a man clearly in the throes of an awful affliction is "he's a big faker." Or, "he's off his meds."
Limbaugh should know. A man with a completely fake career, created by stitching a long series of phony statements together, and aired almost completely in front of fake audiences or with fake call-in guests, would probably be able to spot a slapdash come-on from a thousand miles away. Everything Limbaugh does is fake.
But Fox, and Parkinson's, are alas real. Within hours of Limbaugh's latest gasbag proclamation he'd been contacted by a large number of people who made it pointedly clear that Fox's bobbing and weaving out of control are almost certainly symptoms, not of the disease itself, but of the treatment which is almost as distracting and upsetting as the disease it cures, visually.
But this isn't the point. The point is, Limbaugh insists now, that Fox is taking advantage of his illness to shill for Democrats. He's using his sickness against Republicans.
Well, of course, he's using it against Republicans who refuse to allow the research that could cure the disease. What the blistered fuck do you think he ought to use, Rush? His Jedi Mind Tricks?
God fucking forbid that someone should have a personal interest in the outcome of an election. This is where the whole "bias" thing becomes a steaming pile of blasted shit. You're "biased" if you fail to bob your head in sycophantic agreement with every thing Rush says. Having opinions is bad. Having opinions that go against the desires of the right wing is bad. It's biased. Having a mind of your own means you're a moonbat. It's crazy.
There is no way I can plumb the depths of my revulsion for Rush Limbaugh. The man is pure human filth. He's not worthy to be wiped off my shoe.
In case you've missed it, Michael J. Fox suffers from Parkinson's disease.
And in case you've been in a cave for almost twenty years, Rush Limbaugh is a major fucking asshat. His response to these heartbreaking appeals by a man clearly in the throes of an awful affliction is "he's a big faker." Or, "he's off his meds."
Limbaugh should know. A man with a completely fake career, created by stitching a long series of phony statements together, and aired almost completely in front of fake audiences or with fake call-in guests, would probably be able to spot a slapdash come-on from a thousand miles away. Everything Limbaugh does is fake.
But Fox, and Parkinson's, are alas real. Within hours of Limbaugh's latest gasbag proclamation he'd been contacted by a large number of people who made it pointedly clear that Fox's bobbing and weaving out of control are almost certainly symptoms, not of the disease itself, but of the treatment which is almost as distracting and upsetting as the disease it cures, visually.
But this isn't the point. The point is, Limbaugh insists now, that Fox is taking advantage of his illness to shill for Democrats. He's using his sickness against Republicans.
Well, of course, he's using it against Republicans who refuse to allow the research that could cure the disease. What the blistered fuck do you think he ought to use, Rush? His Jedi Mind Tricks?
God fucking forbid that someone should have a personal interest in the outcome of an election. This is where the whole "bias" thing becomes a steaming pile of blasted shit. You're "biased" if you fail to bob your head in sycophantic agreement with every thing Rush says. Having opinions is bad. Having opinions that go against the desires of the right wing is bad. It's biased. Having a mind of your own means you're a moonbat. It's crazy.
There is no way I can plumb the depths of my revulsion for Rush Limbaugh. The man is pure human filth. He's not worthy to be wiped off my shoe.
posted by Slippy Toad at 8:07 PM
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